Swag on you: Hair Addition

This smooth hairdo is perfect for any special occasion and will not take much time to style. Plus, it will take even less time to make all the ladies crawl to you, begging for a piece of a Bieber lookalike. The back and sides are cropped short so that all of those girls won't destroy your fresh haircut with their fingers so desperately wanting to rub through your hair. Even if they did manage to get their hands on your SWAG hairstyle, the obnoxious amount of gel would repel their fingers from breaking it out of shape.

The back and sides of this short hairstyle are cut neatly up and around the ears to show off your double ear piercings you should be rockin' by now, just like the original Biebs himself. Wax to keep your hair perfectly vertical (making you look like you're wearing a bird in flight) is the prime goal. It will make all the ladies flock to you. If you don't want such a drastic foehawk then run your hands through your hair (or better yet get one of your many girls dying to date you to do it) making it look effortless. Remember, effortless and messy are two different things; The Original Biebs NEVER looks messy.

If people tell you that you look like the original Biebs constantly, it's probably because your hair is already glued to your cheeks like this. It will make you stand out in any crowd, as most people wouldn't dare to walk in public with a hairstyle that looks like your grandfather placed a bowl on top of your head and cut as evenly around as possible. Don't worry if it looks like you're wearing a shiny helmet on your head, that's 100% normal. But you, wannabieber, have so much SWAG that you can walk around with this obscure look and convince anyone and everyone that they should indeed chop their hair like yours. Of course, they will never pull it off like you. Ladies will come running just to watch you spastically flip your hair from your eyes because apparently the action of fixing your hair to create more vision is irresistible.

Wearing any one of these hairstyles on your head will be sure to have girls whispering about how "bieberlicious" you are, giggling uncontrollably and stalking you around town in no time

How to literally "Put your SWAG on"

Alright WannaBiebers:  This is one of the most crucial steps in your mission to Be Like Bieber.  The clothes that you select must be SWAG-tastic every time. 

This step is broken down into two parts:

PART ONE:  CASUAL WEAR

Pre-pubescent Bieber: To make yourself look like the Biebs you have to focus on four main things:

• Hoodies (colours like: black, white, PURPLE, silver)
• Skinny Jeans (good for showing off your junk and your trunk)
• Sneakers
• Signature Haircut

Basically, all you have to do is look like you haven't done laundry in weeks, and wear the same outfit over and over.  Just throw on some skinny jeans and a hoodie, pair it with some sneakers and you're set.  Something that Justin Bieber has with every outfit as well is his swoon-worthy smile.  Just be confident in yourself and wear as MUCH PURPLE AS POSSIBLE and you'll be picking up One Less Lonely Girls in no time at all!

Fame-has-gone-to-my-head Bieber: if you want to look like the Biebs when he started getting a little too cocky, there is only a few changes to make.  Drop the hoodies.   Those are so "Stratford, Ontario" and replace them with some nice vests.  What goes the best with a vest?  A pair of douchey sunglasses that is!  Do you know what's even better than a pair of douchey sunglasses? A pair of glasses with no lenses.  That is the coolest possible thing you could pair with a vest.

*Do not try and rock the lens-less glasses unless you feel like you have what it takes*

I-Finally-Got-A-Girlfriend Bieber: Justin Bieber has finally found the one thing that makes it so that he can be any girls Boyfriend.  The secret to landing girls like Selena Gomez is to show some skin.  Unbutton those top few buttons, roll up your sleeves some more, wear muscle shirts to show off your arms.  This technique has been successful for the Biebs, and it is what has officially made him have so much SWAGGIE. 

PART TWO:  FORMAL WEAR

Over the years since Justin Bieber hit the public eye, we have witnessed an extremely dramatic change in his choices for formal events.  He has done it all from hoodies and vests to black ties and tuxedos.  He has been on every end of the spectrum, but you need to focus on only one thing:  

All black outfits.

Justin Bieber has a large collection of black formal wear, which he always pairs with a coloured accent piece (usually purple).  Get yourself an all black ninja costume, pair it with your signature Bieber haircut, and you're ready for your One Time on the red carpet.    

OVERALL LOOK:

If you wanna look like the Biebs you gotta remember a few key things:

• Always have something purple, the girls swoon for it
• Always have Biebelicious hair
• Always pose like you have a secret (makes you look mysterious and sexy)
• Saying SWAG in any outfit will make you look 10x better

The Bieber Dictionary: The Lingo Guide

Alright Wannabiebers, this one is for you.  There are many different reactions out there to the Prince of Pop and this is here to help you know how to classify them.  Just because they don't have SWAG like you, doesn't mean they are any less important though, if they're thinking about the Bieber for whatever reason, they are a winner.   

Beliebers: Justin Bieber’s trully fans.
“I’m a belieber, you’re not!”

Bieber-fever: a sickness, that has recently been becoming more common, where a girl, or boy, is extreamely obsessed with Justin Bieber and everything related to him. The only cure is to meet justin bieber in person and have romantic date.
“Mommy, I think I have Bieber fever. “

Bieber Blast: The effect of Justin Bieber took over girls everywhere in da world.
“OMG.. did you hear the news on justinbieberzone.com? Bieber-Blast hits Japan today!”

Bieberty: When Justin Bieber finally hits puberty.
“OMG Becky, You won’t believe this, Justin Bieber finally hit bieberty.”

Biebette: A girl with an obsession with Justin Bieber
“Girl… I’m so going to his concert because i’m a real biebette!”

Bieberphobia: Fear of Justin Bieber.Annie: Wanna come to the Justin Bieber concert with me?
Michael : WAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Annie: Bieberphobia, eh?

Bieberphile: A female over 30 year old (or in some cases a male) who has an unnatural, creepy and quite frankly unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber.Daughter: Mommy.. did you see my Justin Bieber posters? I have 8 posters and they all gone.
Mother : Oh.. I forgot, it’s in on my bed. Sorry honey..
Daughter : OMG Mom…eww.. what did u do? you’re such a Bieberphile!

Bieber-Shawty: Justin Bieber girlfriend or anyone he is currently dating.Rachel: OMG.. u won’t believe this. JB kissed Jasmine Villegas in video “BABY.”
Bev : Really? Is she bieber-shawty?

Bieber-Hater: People who hate Justin Bieber because of jealousy and unknown reasons.Rebekah: “omgg justin is lyk hott i wanna be his shawty ”
Lisa: “ikr omg justin biber i luv”
Boy-Troll: “You guys are pathetic. Justin Bieber is an idiot.”
Lisa: “OMG U bieber hater, U’re just JEALOUSS OF JUSTIN!!! GET A LIFFEEEE!!!!!!”

BIEBERculosis: a love curse of being in love with Justin Bieber.
“Oh my gosh, i think i have BIEBERculosis.”

WannaBieber: a term used for anybody that wishes to be JUST LIKE Justin Bieber himself
"I do my hair like the Biebs, I dress like the Biebs, I'm SUCH a WannaBieber!"